Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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