The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You have to summon your inner elephant
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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