I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I fill condoms, not promises.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
as a side note pls kill me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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