How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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