Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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