My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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