Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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