Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
