Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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