How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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