who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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two words: eviction party
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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