He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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