What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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