Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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