That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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