do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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