The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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