conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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