There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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