Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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