Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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