I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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