Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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