I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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