no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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