im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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