I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
