I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
