It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
