and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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