I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize