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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Who is this?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Who do you want it to be?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sarah Palin

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  I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

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  never have sex?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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• (949): View more from California

  At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?

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  I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.

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