if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.