Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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