I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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