glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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