It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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