ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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