sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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