I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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