Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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