did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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