Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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