i will never coherently bang her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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