Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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