Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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