he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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