We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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