The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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