Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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