Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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