I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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