I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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