i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
bring money and cleavage
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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