You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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