real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
now i know why i became what i already was.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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